Kenneth "Bubs" O'Leary, a UCSB paleontologist on consultation with the Santa Barbara Police Department, was the first to unearth and examine a section of rock in which a human footprint seems to have been superimposed with that of a much larger, lizard-like creature. Said Bubs early on Tuesday morning after digging all night, "the impressions were what really give it away. Conceivably, the print could have been made by an of a whole host of creatures, but the impressions near the tip of the toes evince the presence of claws at the end of the feet, digging into the ground."
Those who are not taken in by the military industrio-scientific prison complex will recall the drubbing creationist mercenary debater Ken Ham gave Bill Nye on Ham's home turf. Nye insisted that Americans who believe the world was created by God rather than evolved by the throw of cosmic dice should all be locked up in prison because for the future. But as anyone who remembers his career before the ridiculous Bill Nye the Science Guy can attest, Nye is a scientist-for-hire, whose integrity is more than up for grabs. Between televised segments, we have it on good authority that he could be found in the makeup room powdering his hair, counting his money, and screaming inarticulate obscenities into the dressing room mirrors. One of my good friends who listened under the door was pretty sure he also heard Nye exclaim "master" after a serpentine voice told him to up his game or else.
Ham, whose stalwart faith was pilloried again and again on every lamestream media outlet imaginable, fought the good fight, pointing out that science is an incomplete and ever-changing guessing game, while the interpretation of the Bible is agreed upon by everyone and has never changed.
And here's the proof, etched like the 9th commandment into a tablet of 5,000 year old rock: humans and dinosaurs lived together. Bubs deferred comments of a religious nature to the proper authorized authorities, but he did mention the famous Footprints poster, which he remembered from the bedroom wall in his mother's Malibu home.
"The temporal delay between the human foot and the sharp-clawed creature doesn't look like a long one; I'd guess the human didn't make it that far. Maybe that's the reason that suddenly there's only one set of footprints in the sand."
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